Aug 15

New Web Host

I apologize to those who have found this site down the past couple of weeks. My web host decided to upgrade its servers without letting anyone know. I’ve had other problems in the past with this particular web host and this time they pissed me off so I changed hosts and had to move my entire site to other servers and then manually rebuild my database (something this blog will not run without) before anything would work again. And typical of the collision repairer community, no one bothered to send me an email to let me know the site was down.

Insurers Pay For Hypocrisy

Everyone who buys car insurance knows that the more miles you drive the more you pay for insurance. Simple logic dictates that more miles driven corresponds to more chances for accidents. Well the Property Casualty Insurers Association of America (PCI) have released a paper urging politicians and regulators not to equate fewer miles driven due to high gas prices with fewer damage claims. Huh? What you have here is a panicked insurance industry getting together and coming up with some unintelligible report trying to convince government overseers that it’s OK for them to charge you more because you drive a lot of miles, but it is not OK for the government to force insurers to charge you less because you are now driving fewer miles. And if that is hard for you to understand, it’s because this is so far from making sense that even insurance industry can’t understand it. They all must be bright red from embarrassment.

Progressive’s Peak is in the Rear View Mirror

Progressive’s income for July 2008 is about 30% less than it was for July 2007. Gee, ya think? Looks like they have fooled just about everyone in the country who can be fooled, and their phenomenal growth has turned to phenomenal shrinkage. Didn’t anyone tell Progressive about shrinkage? Look for long lines of former Progressive managers at your local unemployment office. The folks at The Hartford, Nationwide, Travelers and all the other companies so impressed with Progressive trained monkeys are probably feeling pretty stupid about now.

Screw Green

If I read another headline about some body shop going green I’m gonna puke. You want to go green? Get your head out of your “insurance partner’s” ass and start charging realistic prices. Stop stealing other shop’s work. Start doing something for your industry, and not just yourself. Plenty of green will come your way.

CIC Making You Proud

Your so-called ‘leaders” at CIC (Collision Insurer Conspiracy) have been doing the grown up thing and discussing the fairest way of determining who gets on who’s DRP list. In case anyone is thinking, “Gee, I wonder what Shortell would say.” here’s your answer. The fairest thing to do is to eliminate DRP’s and let the market (the customers) decide where their car’s get fixed. What a concept!

I’ve got a column about dealership body shops coming soon. Stay tuned.


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Jul 23

Thursday, July 17th, CCRS, the new collision repairer association in Connecticut had what appears to be their first meeting. Considering there are only a handful of members, there couldn’t have been much to discuss. Click here to visit their website and move to the bottom of the page to see a list of members in a scrolling text box. Also be sure to read their mission statement, and even more exciting, their “vision statement.” Ohh, I’ll save you the trouble of looking for it. Here it is for you to absorb. Be sure to swallow whatever you have in your mouth before you read this, lest it exits through your nose.

CCRS Vision:

Our Vision of this industry is one:

Where every business within the industry is treated as a knowledgeable, trustworthy professional worthy of respect, with every employee, manager, and owner contributing to insure that their integrity in action and deed is upheld; 

Where every employee has the education and training to provide a quality, timely repair on every vehicle thereby receiving the respect of peers, employers, and customers;

Where every customer receives a quality, timely repair at a fair and reasonable price by the professionals who made the repairs as well as the professionals who administered the claim;

Where every insurer believes they have received a quality repair at a fair settlement for quality work in a reasonable time, and in a respectful manner due any professional relationship;

-where all services that are performed are paid for and all services paid for are performed;

And where ethics and morals, respect and appreciation are the norm not the exception.

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Jul 14

Last week all the Internet news sites for the collision repair industry posted a press release trumpeting the formation of a new auto body association in Connecticut. That’s great news. Especially considering that this new association will be representing the DRP whores of the state. That they need an association can only mean one thing: The Auto Body Association of Connecticut has been very successful in threatening the DRP business model. Most shop owners, even those with some DRP’s will agree that DRP’s are bad for the industry. Most shop owners who participate in one or two DRP’s do it only out of necessity–to survive. But this new association is for the professional DRP whores who thrive on stealing work from you by colluding with insurers to steer customers into their shops. Let’s take a look at who is behind this stupidity.

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Jul 08

Coincidentally, today I received the Insurance Industry trade magazine ABRN in the mail. On the front page is a story about an new House Bill, HR 5638, that attempts to clarify the current patent laws and exempt aftermarket parts manufacturers from prosecution for stealing other manufacturer’s hard work.

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Jul 06

Part Piracy

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For years I have have wondered why auto manufacturers have allowed their designs to be copied and sold, depriving them of deserved income. Come to find out, most have not been patenting their designs. Lately, though, some manufacturers are challenging the unclear rules against making auto parts off limits to the band of pirates who simply copy other’s hard work. More and more they are applying for design patents on their body parts. And, boy, does this approach have the lazy pirates squealing.

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Feb 11

There’s a great article in Hammer and Dolly this month by Erica Eversman about Progressive’s newest tactic of charging body shops for rental costs that exceed what Progressive thinks is reasonable. Actually this is nothing new. Progressive has tried this in the past. And Traveler’s tried it several years ago with me. What does appear to be new is the use of attorneys and collection companies to intimidate body shop owners. Erica offers some great advice to protect yourself from this latest scheme to take your money. While I agree with her advice about documenting the calls and finding out exactly who it is trying to collect this money, I have some better advice. My advice has more “teeth,” and, frankly, will be more enjoyable. When someone calls trying to collect rental money it’s very simple. Tell the person on the other end of the phone to “Go F*** yourself.” and hang up.

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Feb 05

Without steering there could be no concession based DRP’s. Without concession based DRP’s there would be no need for steering. While insurers defend their tactics as good marketing it is little more than a conspiracy to deprive you of well needed and deserved income. It’s one thing for an insurer to recommend a repair shop to an insured who hasn’t already chosen one, or to an insured who asks for advice, but once a vehicle is in your shop, any attempt by an insurer to get it moved to another shop should be criminal. Though it is not criminal yet, I’m about to give you a method for retaliating through the court system. And since insurers have no fear of being sued, a different target would be more suitable.

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Jan 31

I’ve taken a part time job working at an independent body shop close to my home writing estimates and supplements and harassing insurance companies. I’ve been at it for a few months now and up until recently I haven’t seen or heard from a Progressive appraiser. Finally, several weeks ago, I had a customer who was hit by one of Progressive’s insureds. Because I’m in a different area of the state now, I’m unfamiliar with the local appraisers. More importantly, they are unfamiliar with me. What fun!

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Dec 28

Still cocky from their paid-for victory in the aftermarket parts suit, State Farm feels it has the collision repair industry by the short hairs.  They’ve played the good cop for many years, but all that is now changing. We have only ourselves to blame. For years we’ve gratefully accepted higher labor rates and fairer treatment from State Farm when compared to most other insurers. For years we’ve failed to capitalize on State Farm’s perceived generosity by not holding other insurers to the same standards and fair play. State Farm finally wised up and realized that it was giving money away because most of you have been willing to lay on your backs for much less.

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Nov 27

We are under attack from a virus as deadly to your shop’s health as the aids virus is to your physical health. That is not a dramatic overstatement. It is a depressing fact. Our industry’s immune system is in such bad shape that I don’t see how it can fend off this disease. The irony of it all would be hilarious if it was happening to some other industry, but because we are affected by the collateral damage of Progressive’s viral mutation I can find little to laugh about.

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Nov 25

You have to give some of these people credit for their creativity, and their tenacity when trying to come up with ways to screw you out of a few dollars. The insurers must have some committee where members brainstorm, trying to find little ways to carve up your repair bill. Never underestimate their desire to cut costs and the depths they will dive into the sewer to attain those cuts. A few dollars here and a few dollars there…insurers don’t really have any boundaries when it comes to relieving you of your hard earned money. Traveler’s, a company that, at least in my area of the country, has avoided some of the sleazy tactics has come up with a new trick. Have you seen this one?

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Nov 15

I can’t freakin believe it. CCC has finally decided to remove their moronic prompt when replacing or repairing a bumper cover. For those of you who use another estimating system I’ll give a quick explanation. When writing an estimate in Pathways, choosing to repair or replace a bumper cover causes the software to ask some stupid questions. One of the questions, presented as a prompt with a Yes or No answer, asks if you will be painting the bumper cover off the car, or in a separate procedure. If you click the Yes button, no overlap is taken from the refinish time of the bumper cover or the next chosen panel. And if you have a clear coat cap set, the clear coat time of the bumper is not included in that cap. If you choose No, the bumper cover is treated like any other panel that needs no special attention.

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Nov 07

Unless you’ve been too busy running yourselves out of business you’ve heard about or read the letter to our industry from Fox Collision Centers. It was a shock to hear a man who owned and operated 18 body shops say “Uncle” and throw in the towel. In fact, it makes little sense. How could a man who was driven enough and smart enough to build an empire like he had suddenly walk away from it all? How could he just hit the light switch on his way out the door and not return? Could he not see the damage piling up? Did he have no other choices? I detect an unpleasant olfactory sensation.

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Oct 17

Know of any decent insurance companies looking for a good appraiser? No, not for me. I wouldn’t torture myself like that. Right now I can think of at least ten appraisers who are fed up with their current job and are looking for another insurance company to work for. In case you haven’t’ noticed, there is some major turmoil in the insurance appraiser industry. Staff appraisers and independents alike are jumping ship or complaining about their jobs. Complaints are nothing new. Many appraisers are ex-body men, the kings of complainers, but this is beyond normal. Kinda almost makes me feel sorry for them.

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Jul 04

I received a phone call the other day from an insurance appraiser friend of mine that confirmed a rumor I heard. That rumor started here on this site a couple of weeks ago when some insurance person left a comment stating that the National Insurance Crime Bureau had issued an alert to all its members warning them about the software sold on this site. I could not confirm it because NICB does not post these alerts on their website. Apparently only paying members have access to this information. I ignored the rumor because I had heard nothing else. Well it is no longer a rumor. It is fact.

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Jun 08

I have retired from the collision repair business. On Tuesday, June 5th, I quit my job as a body shop manager and walked away from the repair end of our industry. If things work out like I hope they do, I will never have to argue with another insurance appraiser. I will never have to answer another stupid question like, “Why do I have to pay my deductible?” I will never have another boss (aside from my wife, of course). I will never have that same 40 minute drive each way to my job, day in and day out. Pushed to my breaking point, I have taken what some consider an insane leap.

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May 31

Has every one read their May issue of Body Shop Business? Yeah, right! I bet half of them are buried under piles of paperwork, still in their plastic wrappers. Those of you more savvy business professionals who read it carefully every month have seen, and hopefully read, their 2007 Industry Profile. If you haven’t, stop reading this and click here to read it online. To some it may seem like a bunch of boring numbers and useless facts, but when analyzed it reveals some very interesting facts about our industry

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May 29

If you’ve ever had some doubt whether or not the database providers are more interested in the welfare of their insurance customers than that of their collision repairer customers, you need look no further than the last estimate you wrote using their software. While all three claim to do research and time studies, and there is a general consensus that the current method of determining paint and materials costs is seriously flawed, all three continue to employ the derelict and unreliable formula that multiplies paint hours by some arbitrary dollar amount. If that isn’t bad enough, one of the three providers, Mitchell, sells a Paint and Materials Calculator. And while this calculator is also flawed it is much more accurate than the hours times dollars formula. It begs the question, why isn’t Mitchell’s P&M calculator integrated into their estimating software?

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May 18

Last week I received a call from someone asking my permission to use something I wrote at his association’s next meeting. I, of course, agreed to let him use it, but it had been a while since I had read it myself so I took another look at it. More than a year ago I wrote an outline for a presentation I gave for an auto body association meeting in another state. I titled it, “Taking Back the Collision Repair Industry: A blueprint for reclaiming your business from the insurance companies.” It’s a pretty good outline of talking points and action plans. It’s kind of buried in my website so I checked to see how many people actually found it and downloaded it. Not too many, so I decided to post a link to it here.

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May 09

Yesterday I had the pleasure of attending a meeting held by the Auto Body Association of Connecticut with association leaders from seven other northeastern states. The meeting was prompted when a couple of ABAC members attended the NORTHEAST Autobody/Automotive Tradeshow in Suffern NY this past April. They attended a meeting and were impressed enough with the dialog to invite some of the attendees to Connecticut to exchange information and ideas. Aside from Connecticut, the states represented were Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire and Vermont. Also present was Sheila Loftus from Crash Network and Erica Eversman from Vehicle Information Services.

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Apr 17

Am I the only software developer who makes software for body shops? Yesterday’s mail brought to my attention just how bad things are getting for body shops wanting software that benefits them and not the insurance companies. Yesterday’s mail also highlighted how deeply the myth of “insurance partners” has been entrenched into our industry.

I received a multi-page letter from Alldata trying to sell me their CollisionConnect software. In the sales pitch was the following: “Strengthen Relationships with your Insurance Partner” I also received my monthly Pathways update. In it contained an advertisement for their Estimatic Report Service. Their sales pitch was “Get the same data insurers traditionally use. Make your next meeting with your insurance partner more productive and take action to improve your operation.” Yeah, that just what I need, an “insurance partner.”

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Apr 09

CARSTAR’s recent letter to the industry proudly published in ABRN shines a spotlight as bright as the Sun on the problems collision repairers face. It is exactly the sentiments expressed in this letter that plague our industry. If nothing else, this written plea for help exposes the roots of our problems. If nothing else, it exposes the thought process of those responsible for handing the hen house keys to the fox.

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Mar 21

I seldom respond to comments posted here under one of my columns. I have a good reason for that too. I’ve said my piece. I encourage comments and don’t want to discourage them by responding to them, especially the negative comments. Usually the only time I’ll respond to a comment is when I feel the comment is inaccurate or misleading, but not stupid enough to make it obvious the writer has no idea what he or she is talking about.

I feel the need to respond to a comment left yesterday by an adjuster who works at Midland Management, a claims handling company in the Texas-Oklahoma region. The adjuster–he calls himself Gary–responded to an article I wrote last September about arbitrary paint and materials caps. If you would like to read the article to refresh your memory, it is here. And following is Gary’s comment:

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Mar 08

Here in Connecticut we have been very active in pursuing legislation that would end much of the current insurance abuses suffered by collision repairers. At the moment there are six bills making their way through the process. One of those bills is a new anti-steering bill. It would tighten up a lot of the lose ends in the current anti-steering bill that allow insurance companies to circumvent the “spirit” of the law.

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Mar 06

This is hilarious. This is priceless. I was laughing so hard yesterday. I was laughing at the sheer stupidity of one insurance company, and the interesting predicament another insurance company found itself in.

In our sick twisted minds, at one time or another, we all have wished certain insurance companies could get a taste of their own bitter medicine; then, maybe, keel over an die. Relax, it’s just an expression. I don’t want anyone to die. Recently, one of those insurance companies did get a taste of it’s own medicine, and the adjuster was furious. He was furious and I was laughing like a mad man.

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Feb 19

You gotta love these independent claims handling companies. They all claim to save the insurer money by streamlining the claims process and negotiating with body shops. If I were an insurer being solicited by one of these companies, the first question I would ask is, “Just what will you be doing that is so remarkable and revolutionary to handle our claims that we, as a multi-billion dollar insurance company that’s been in business for more than 100 years, hasn’t already done? Who the hell are you?”

But then, who the hell am I to tell an insurance company how to operate either?

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Feb 12

It arrived by special delivery the other day, like it was of vital importance to the health and survival of my shop. After all of the talk I’ve heard and read over the past several months, I finally have my very own copy of State Farm’s new “Select Service Program” agreement. It looks like it is time for a divorce.

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Jan 03

My previous article highlighted some of the methods being used by Nationwide Insurance (in my little part of the world, anyway) to suppress the severity of initial estimates in the field. As you could tell by the tone of language, the claims manager was under intense pressure to straighten out his crew of appraisers. It should come as no surprise, but several appraisers were eventually fired or quit.

Today I am posting an email sent out to 22 subordinates by one Paul J. Connell, Materials Damage Claims Associate Director. This email followed a meeting they had that day. I have been told that many who attended that meeting had the urge to quit when they left the building. It’s also interesting to note that some of Progressive’s people have been migrating to Nationwide. Starting to make sense now?

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Dec 28

Unless you pay absolutely no attention whatsoever to your industry, you’ve heard about the scandal that happened at NACE this year when the Anti-Fraud committee from CIC wanted to release the results of a survey they did that showed widespread insurer fraud in the form of under written estimates. The result of this fraud is probably billions of dollars stolen from policy holders every year, but it is impossible to know for sure because so many people never get their vehicles repaired. Insurers think that just because a person decides not to repair the vehicle they should not be entitled to the entire loss.

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Nov 16

Howdy folks! Yeah, I know, I’ve been kind of quiet lately. But that is only because I have been working hard on my latest gift to the collision repair industry. Well, it’s sort of a gift. There will still be a nominal fee. Let me give you a quick update on my latest software project before I proceed with the fun. What started out as a revision of my scheduling software has turned into a complete arsenal of weapons to use in your daily battle to make a profit. Take a quick look and then will get on with the story.

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Sep 29

It took the Freedom Of Information Act to pry from their hands the results of a labor rate survey conducted by the Connecticut Insurance Department, but I now have a copy. It was not me who requested the survey results but I am happy to share them with you, along with some commentary.

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Sep 14

September 13th, I, along with several other members of the Auto Body Association of Connecticut, stood shoulder-to-shoulder with Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal as he gave a press conference to all the major media in our state. The press conference was held at Denya’s Auto Body in Meriden CT. The Attorney General announced he was calling on Geico to pull a television ad that portrayed a man along with the washed up, has-been, Charo telling viewers that Geico repaired his car in just a few days. This seemingly innocuous ad is misleading because as we all know, Geico does not repair cars. They merely indemnify the policy holder or the claimant.

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Sep 12

I’ve already written about the data providers sorry excuse for their universal blend formula of 50% of base paint time. As obvious as it is that that formula is completely bogus, and that the talking heads in charge at Motor, CCC, ADP and Mitchell are playing a desperate game of Cover Your Ass to keep the collision repair industry sending in those monthly payments, the data providers have one thing on their side–time studies. Time studies are much like opinion polls, they can be manipulated to produce any desired result. But as the data providers’ response to my article about blend times shows, they still have those bogus time studies to point to and say, “See! It’s right here! Our time studies say that 50% time for blending is accurate!” We know that’s crap. Last night, though, it came to me. That other issue we’ve been complaining about for years, Thresholds and Caps, can not be defended with data and bogus time studies.

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Sep 11

Hello again, and welcome back. I have just returned from a long overdue vacation and it was wonderful. I took a cruise to the Caribbean and had a blast doing everything from riding jet skis in Haiti to bouncing around the beaches and dirt roads of Cozumel in a Jeep. Everywhere the weather was nice, the waters beautiful beyond description and the people were quite friendly (when they weren’t trying to sell you something).

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Jul 31

That lovely area of the world we call the “Middle East” is a great learning tool for us in the collision repair business. Though you may think it is a stretch to compare the war between Israel and its Arab neighbors with our present situation fighting with the insurance industry, I’m going to do my best to convince you otherwise. Sometimes making radical comparisons helps us see key features of complex issues, features that are usually lost or hidden in swarm of complexity.

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Jul 20

People keep telling me that miracles are real. I’ve always laughed it off inside, thinking those people were loony tunes. I may have to rethink my opinion.

If you’ve read this month’s Body Shop Business magazine you probably saw an article I posted here last year about a fight I had with Progressive insurance about marking up tow bills. BSB printed it this month. Progressive threatened to report me to the Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicles for committing fraud because I wouldn’t hand over a copy of the tow bill I received from the company that does all my towing. I begged the moron to report me because I had been trying to get the DMV to issue a ruling, based on its own regulations, stating that only licensed towers were bound by Connecticut’s towing and storage rates. I spent a year trying to get the DMV commissioner to acknowledge that he understood his own regulations. Instead, everyone at the DMV hid under their beds trying to ignore me so they wouldn’t have to stick their necks out and stir up a political hornets nest by pissing off Connecticut’s insurance industry.

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Jul 10

OK, I know there are insurance companies visiting this site frequently, so the following is dedicated to you. Call your friends in other insurance companies and ask them to come here to read this or feel free to print it out and fax it around, or email it or whatever, but spread the word and I might actually save you insurers some money.

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Jul 07

So you think you have problems with hacks and whores in your area? In early March I was invited to speak at the North Dakota Auto Body Association’s annual convention. One of the members brought with him a tape of an infomercial done by a local body shop. You know, it’s one of the cheesy infomercials only played on local cable stations on Sunday. Anyway, it’s ten minutes long, and it is one of the funniest and, at the same time, saddest things you’ve ever seen. This guy has one of the nicest shops in the state with a huge sign in front of his building promising to save everyone’s deductible.

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Jul 05

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here. Sorry to those who look forward to reading my rants. And to those of you who are regularly taken to the whipping post here, don’t get too comfortable, I haven’t gone away for good.

As you can see, things look different. My webhost was bought out and the new owners decided they didn’t like the old blog software, so as if I didn’t have enough to keep me busy, they informed me that I had better upgrade to their new buddy’s software, pronto. I had to drop everything and redo my site. Hopefully you will find it easier to read and get around. If not, too freakin bad.

Wanna know what I’ve been up to? Read on.

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Mar 10

by Nick Kostakis

John is still busy writing software. Here’s a great piece from Nick Kostakis from New Jersey.

A year or so ago, I wrote an article for NJA dealing with low-balled estimates, arbitrary parts discounts, a breakdown in the insurer-repairer relationship, and the use of the Appraisal Clause to overcome these obstacles. That story involved Allstate with a $1,400 original estimate and a $3,000 supplement generated by invoking the Appraisal Clause. It wouldn’t be fair on my part to move on without stating that, at least in my area and/or at our shop, Allstate is a somewhat better company to deal with lately. Don’t get me wrong. We’re not on each other’s Christmas card lists and they still steer most claims to their PRO shops before we ever see them, but they have either moved up the claims-handling-quality ladder, or they are simply looking better in comparison to some of the new players that have entered New Jersey.

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Feb 16

by Aaron Flett

I’ve been busy writing software still so here’s a little something from a Guest Writer named Aaron Flett. I enjoyed it and you should too.

Last night I had a dream I was working in a pizza restaurant, taking orders over the phone for delivery. I used to work at a pizza joint after high school, so maybe it was just some sort of nocturnal regression of a crappy job I once had. In this dream, I took an order for a large pizza from a customer. The order started out fine. I answered the phone by thanking the customer for choosing our high quality pizza parlor, the customer seemed courteous and friendly enough. I asked what he would like. The customer was very concise with his order. “I would like a large pizza with pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms and extra cheese. I would like that for delivery.” I told him that his cost would be $22.50 plus a $4.00 delivery charge, and that it would take us between forty five minutes and an hour to make his pizza and deliver it to him. This is where the dream gets weird. Normally at this point a customer says “Thank you” and hangs up. Not this time.
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Jan 18

If you are tired of losing money on labor and materials due to the old worn out 50% blend calculations, pay attention. I?m sick of it too. Anyone who knows anything about painting today?s vehicles knows that it takes at least as long to blend an undamaged panel for color match as it does to paint a new panel. But the three database providers refuse to acknowledge this fact. Their representatives confuse the issue with inaccurate explanations of procedure differences. Why can?t we get any where with this issue? Why won?t the data providers make the necessary changes? Are their time studies proving our entire industry wrong, or is there something more sinister at work?
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Nov 21

I?ve been a little busy lately. Some of you have noticed my absence, but most of you have probably been too busy yourselves to notice or care. That?s good. I hope you?ve been busy working to improve your industry, and not just spinning your wheels fixing cars and worshiping the gods of third party payers.

I?ve been working on new software. It?s like writing a long, complicated novel, only the writer, me, has to solve the mysteries and conquer the problems before the plot can progress. In case you?re wondering what new software I?m working on, it?s a body shop management system that every shop can afford.

A few things have happened recently that have pried me away from writing code. I had a long conversation the other day with a shop owner who called me frustrated about labor times, specifically, paint times and this antiquated blending crap we have been putting up with, like a bunch of ignorant morons, for decades now. Several weeks prior to that I was interviewed by some guy claiming to be a consultant/researcher for who I?m not sure, but he was collecting information about the data providers. As you can imagine, it was a lively conversation. And then the other day I received a call from the folks at Focus-write notifying me that their software was finally ready for a full test drive.

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Sep 06

A quick search of Switchboard.com, an online telephone directory, listed about 350 collision repair shops in the greater New Orleans area. Those shops will be shut down for months; many will never reopen. At the same time, thousands of automobiles will be deemed total losses due to the flooding. On top of that, thousands of vehicles have been damaged by flying debris and falling trees caused by the hurricane winds. Many people will never return to New Orleans, so when collision repair shops do reopen, they will find themselves short on work. Cars that aren?t declared total losses will probably be repaired in shops outside of the New Orleans area. Body shops in those areas will be busier than normal.
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Aug 16

I don?t want it to seem like I?m picking on Progressive Insurance. I mean, I enjoy it immensely, but there are other things to talk about. However, never one to miss an opportunity to shed light on the darkness of the insurance industry, I have to relate some interesting information about the man who has made Progressive what it is today. That man, Peter Lewis, is a piece of work. And wait till you see what he?s been doing with all that money Progressive has been stealing from your operations by artificially holding down labor rates.
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Aug 10

Dear Progressive Insurance

Please consider me an applicant for your new Concierge Program. Now, I know I?ve been kind of hard on Progressive in the past, but hey, you do have some real winners working at your company. But I?d like to call a truce and get on board with you. I?ve been reading about your new Concierge Program and must say it?s beginning to grow on me.
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Jul 29

About two weeks ago I received a phone call from some obnoxious guy telling me we had ruined his car, had done very shoddy work, the paint work was terrible, the tires were wearing improperly, we had failed to replace damaged parts, the vehicle was unsafe to drive, we had committed fraud, he was going to sue us, he wanted us to buy the vehicle from him for the full retail value of the vehicle before it was damaged, blah, blah, blah.
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Jul 18

On July 7th four Islamofascist psychopaths strapped on knapsacks full of explosives and headed for the subway and bus stations of London. Three of the snail snots boarded three different subway trains, and the remaining slug slime boarded a double-decker bus. They promptly set off their explosive filled knapsacks, blowing themselves to bits, along with hundreds of innocent Londoners on their way to work. On that same day, many equally deranged body shop owners and managers signed on to become Progressive Insurance direct repair partners. They promptly, in a figurative way, blew themselves up, along with hundreds of nearby body shops. An unfair and inflammatory analogy? Maybe so.
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Jun 28

Last week, five old farts without the slightest understanding of our Constitution decided it was a wonderful thing when slimy politicians looking for a handout, or trying to generate more tax revenue with which to buy votes, took property from plain old common folk and gave it to some high brow developer. The five most liberal justices of the United States Supreme Court, the justices that were revered for their protection of ?the little guy,? opened a Pandora?s Box that threatens every home and small business in this country. So be prepared to relocate your shop.
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Jun 13

Yeah, I know, I?m way overdue for a post to this column. Sue me. I have a very good excuse. Aside from running a shop and having record sales for April and May, I?ve been busy writing a new software application that will help increase revenue and decrease the liability shops that use the flat rate system are exposed to. To increase my fun I decided to try a new programming language too. Sometimes I?m not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Learning a new software language at 43 years old is like trying to teach the Rain Man the importance of restraining flatulence in public, or trying to teach the Chinese to make parts that fit.
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