Guilt and Innocence

July 29, 2005 by John Shortell · 6 Comments
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About two weeks ago I received a phone call from some obnoxious guy telling me we had ruined his car, had done very shoddy work, the paint work was terrible, the tires were wearing improperly, we had failed to replace damaged parts, the vehicle was unsafe to drive, we had committed fraud, he was going to sue us, he wanted us to buy the vehicle from him for the full retail value of the vehicle before it was damaged, blah, blah, blah.
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Committing Suicide

July 18, 2005 by John Shortell · 10 Comments
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On July 7th four Islamofascist psychopaths strapped on knapsacks full of explosives and headed for the subway and bus stations of London. Three of the snail snots boarded three different subway trains, and the remaining slug slime boarded a double-decker bus. They promptly set off their explosive filled knapsacks, blowing themselves to bits, along with hundreds of innocent Londoners on their way to work. On that same day, many equally deranged body shop owners and managers signed on to become Progressive Insurance direct repair partners. They promptly, in a figurative way, blew themselves up, along with hundreds of nearby body shops. An unfair and inflammatory analogy? Maybe so.
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